It was a nice day today. Soon it will be time for the baseball season to start.

Watching baseball is such a sad waste of time, even if you're not a Cubs fan. Watching sports is kinda like watching a cooking show, or watching sex - I don't care how much better someone else might be at it, some things I want to do myself, thank you.

I think this summer, I'm going to start gimping my way down some long and winding roads. Think of it as ultimate golf. No clubs to carry, no holes to miss, no balls to lose, none of those damned scorecards to sign, and if Tiger has left some of his castoffs lying about, no reason to want another three holes before heading for a quiet and comfortable place for romance.

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