Fifty Ways To Leave Iraq

What do you do when you find yourself in a situation where you aren't supposed to be? You leave.

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You don't declare that leaving is immoral or unpatriotic. Staying would be immoral. You just slip out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. You don't need to be coy, Roy. Just get yourself free. Hop on the bus, Gus. You don't need to discuss much. Just drop off the key, Lee. And get yourself free.

And if someone has washed the windows with Windex, you step back, open the door, and leave. Is that so hard to understand?

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