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Bill O'Reilly seems to think so.

This ad, run by Heinz in England, is for mayo. They say it'll turn you into a New York city deli man. Which, of course, has its consequences if you're a british mum.

Would I still kiss my wife if she turned into a New York deli man? I think so. I wouldn't swear to it, but I think so.

Would my wife still kiss me if I turned into Bill O'Reilly? I don't think so. On the other hand, it's quite possible that if I turned into Bill O'Reilly, that Bill O'Reilly would be a lot less repulsive. I man, nobody could be that much of an idiot without really trying, could they?

Dubya, you can blame it on too many years of abusing alcohol and drugs, I suppose, and bad mothering. (We all remember what she said about how the Katrina victims were so fortunate, getting to live in the Superbowl instead of the wretched conditions they experienced before the hurricane, when they still had jobs and homes and all their family members.)

Bill-O, you'd have to work at it to be that miserable a human.

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