A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen.

“What would you like for dinner, Love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?”

He said, “I’ll have chicken. Thank you.”

“Fuck you,” she said . . . “You’re having soup. I was talking to the cat.”

-- stolen from the Episcopalfem blog. which I regularly follow.

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