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• Action figures sold separately.
• All models over 18 years of age.
• All rights reserved.
• Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
• An equal opportunity employer - M/F/H
• Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.
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• At participating locations only.
• Avoid contact with skin.
• Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.
• Batteries not included.
• Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
• Beware of dog.
• Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
• Caveat emptor.
• Close cover before striking.
• Colors may fade.
• Contents may settle during shipment.
• Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle.
• Do not disturb.
• Do Not Duplicate.
• Do not place near flame or magnetic source.
• Do not stamp.
• Do not write below this line.
• Don't quote me on that.
• Driver does not carry cash.
• Drop in any mailbox.
• Enlarged to show detail.
• Falling rock.
• Food Service package, not for retail sale.
• For a good time, call 202-456-1414, ask for Barbara
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• For recreational use only.
• Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat.
• If condition persists, consult your physician.
• Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children.
• Limit one.
• Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
• Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
• May be too intense for some viewers.
• Must be 18 to enter.
• No money down.
• No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
• No preservatives added.
• No purchase necessary.
• No shoes, no shirt, no service, no kidding.
• No solicitors.
• No substitutions allowed.
• Not liable for damages due to use or misuse.
• Not recommended for children.
• Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
• One size fits all.
• Package sold by weight, not volume.
• Parental guidance is advised.
• Penalty for private use.
• Place stamp here.
• Please remain seated until the bus has come to a complete stop.
• Post office will not deliver without postage.
• Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
• Pull down, tear up.
• Quantities limited, while supplies last.
• Return to sender
• Ribbed for your pleasure.
• Safety goggles may be required during use.
• Sanitized for your protection.
• Sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken.
• Slippery when wet.
• Some assembly required.
• Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
• This offer is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
• This product is meant for educational purposes only.
• Use only in a well-ventilated area.
• You need not be present to win.
• Your mileage may vary.