No, Santa didn't leave me the do-it-yourself trepanning kit I had asked him for.

I suppose the advertising in the corner would give it away if I claimed to have snapped this shot of Santa when I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.

And it obviously isn't someone who goes by the name of Blondie.

So I won't pretend that I got this stocking stuffer, either. Dickileaks leaks more than the truth, it says. The gent in question isn't supposed to have had a leaky condom, but a broken one. And Mr. Assange may be named Julian, but he certain acted like a dick. His partner - or was it partners? - just wanted him to have a blood test for HIV.

Skating On Thin Ice

Acting like a dick seems to come naturally to him. When he was only a hacker, he called himself "Mendax", which means "liar." When Daniel Elsberg leaked the Pentagon Papers to the New York Times, he didn't try to hide. He knew he faced prison, and was willing to pay the price. Assange, on the other hand, has been pretty slimy. For someone interested in spreading truth, he certainly has been generating a lot of obvious untruths about himself.

Right about now, I imagine Mr. Assange wishes he had a river he could skate away on.

It's coming on Christmas
They're cutting down trees
They're putting up reindeer
And singing songs of joy and peace
Oh I wish I had a river
I could skate away on

But it don't snow here
It stays pretty green
I'm going to make a lot of money
Then I'm going to quit this crazy scene
I wish I had a river
I could skate away on

I wish I had a river so long
I would teach my feet to fly
Oh I wish I had a river
I could skate away on
I made my baby cry

An Aussie Journalist?

Hmmm. He describes himself as "editor-in-chief" of the Wikileaks site, he's Australian, claims that people in the US want to kill him, and he's a dick. Maybe he's Rupert Murdoch's twin?

Oh, and that brunette Santa looks like jailbait to me. She has a cute smile, and her plastic surgeon certainly did a fine job on her rack, but I prefer women who know what they're doing over cute beginners. And Blondie has made this Christmas better than average. I hope yours has been, as well.

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