Canthook

There has been speculation among the neocons of the Republican for years. What if John McCain isn't a "maverick" but instead is a sleeper agent for the Communist Party?

After all, he spent years emprisoned in North Vietnam.

It only took 4 days before he had confessed to war crimes by the US; he even signed the confession.

He admits that the Communists treated him better than other prisoners. He didn't leave when he could have, either.

Since he's been back, he's displayed some pretty bizarre behavior.

He abandoned his faith. He's an atheist now.

He abandoned his wife and children as well, for a rich young heiress, who didn't really marry him. She may have been a heavy drinker, heir to a beer distribution fortune, who eventually had to be treated for her drug addictions, but she was alert enough not to trust him with her assets. She still keeps his hands away from her money, and she lives in Arizona, while he lives in Washington.

There was some discussion last year in the least tabloid of all newspapers, the New York Times about staffers trying to keep him being caught together in public with Vicki Iseman, his mistress. The GOP leaders are bewildered that a Republican might engage in heterosexual relations, but as long as it isn't with his wife, they unite behind him.

Fellow senators, members of his own party, have raised questions as to his mental health, suggesting that he spent too much time in the Hanoi Hilton. On the campaign trail, he demands that nobody talk about his time with the Communists, but constantly brings up the topic himself.

First they claimed that McCain called his wife a cunt who plasters on the makeup like a trollop, and McCain declined to refute the allegation.

Tuesday, he was in Sturgis, where he suggested his wife compete for Miss Buffalo Chip, a beauty pageant that includes a wet t-shirt contest, and a banana-eating contest. If wet t-shirts aren't enough, contestants often become topless, and once in a while, bottomless as well. Last year, when a deluge of rain sent everyone flying, one of the contestants ended up dancing nude atop a bar until her boyfriend (husband?) physically hauled her off, over her protests (But it's only one week, and it only comes once a year!)

And now there's this. This photo doesn't come from some newsman, or from some Democrat. It comes from his own daughter, Meghan, who blogs of the campaign. It's little chocolate candies that are aboard the McCain campaign airplane - ad for McCain on the front, and quotation from Chairman Mao on the back.

How cute.

As if there wasn't already enough to keep the tinfoil hat brigade busy with their conspiracy theory....

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